Comedy, random thoughts, essays about the real world and deconstructions of coffee company advertisements. We’ve got it all, and it’s right here in the (a)Musings category.
Just try not to get lost for hours in the vast literary landscapes presented herein. I can’t be held responsible and that’s what I’ll say in court, should you make it back.

Blackhat - A Lesson in Fundamental Storytelling
Oh, and there’s hardly anything about hacking in the whole movie. The tagline, “Every time you log in you are no longer in control” is basically a big fat lie.




Off the Beaten Path: What Makes Men Feel Like They’ve Failed in Their Manhood?
There seems to be an unusual rate of men wanting to be women these days. . . and why does anime seem to be so closely linked to it? What even is autogynephilia? Firefox doesn’t even believe that it’s a real word.
I can’t give you all the answers, but here are my thoughts and experiences.

Books Lost to Time
What do you do when good books functionally cease to exist due to time, population and market saturation? When there is not so much as a review of these classics on the first or second page of Google? Well, you take upon yourself the onus of reviewing it, naturally.
So there, I’ve spoiled the article. You don’t need to read it.

Four of the Worst Metal Album Covers Ever Inflicted Upon Mankind
Metal has some of the greatest album arts of all time, conveying sundry tones and emotions: from despairing to epic, from forlorn to cheerful, all of it brought to life with carefully chosen colors to fit the mood, skillfully selected composition and artful stylization.
These are the other album arts.


Every Coffee Company Thinks It’s the Only One That’s Ethical and Cares About You
Let’s take a dive into coffee blurbs and packaging. Either we’re gonna find the most ethical company on the planet, or we’re going to be lied to a lot.